The Monkey King said, "This fellow is rude!" Get up, round the stick with both hands, and kick the generals up. The wishful fairy is still gone, afraid to meet the enemy. The Monkey King wanted to fetch water again, but he didn’t have a bucket, and he was afraid to hook it. He thought to himself, "Go and call a helper!"
A pat on the head, the Monkey King said: "Come out!" .
Suddenly, the golden light flashed, and a monkey just like the Monkey King appeared in front of the Monkey King. This is the evil corpse Monkey King.
The Monkey King said to Monkey King, "Go and fetch water from that spring, and I will prevent him from making trouble."
The Monkey King smiled, sang, conjured up a bucket, and went to the side of the abortion spring.
This time, Ruyi Zhenxian just came out and wanted to make trouble, but the Monkey King, who was waiting by the driver, gave him a good beating and had to be defeated and fled again. And the Monkey King over there also successfully hit the spring.
Take back the evil corpse, with the spring water from the abortion spring, the Monkey King rode back again.
Before long, the Monkey King returned to the pub. See pig eight quit to shy, leaning on the door Fang hum. The Monkey King quietly stepped forward and said, "Idiot, when did you occupy the house?"
Pig panicked and said, "Monkey, don’t make fun. Has there ever been water?" The Monkey King tried to play him, but he didn’t want Tang Sanzang to say, Wukong, did you ever get that spring water? "
"This is natural!" The Monkey King smiled and put the spring down.
When the old woman saw it, she was also happy. She went out to worship and said, "Bodhisattva, it’s rare! Rare! " That is, I quickly took a flower magnetic cup, scooped up half a cup, and handed it to Tang Sanzang: "Teacher, father, eat it carefully, and it only takes one bite to relieve the tire."
Pig Pig nearby said, "I don’t need a lamp, just wait for me to drink the bucket."
When the old woman heard this, she said with a smile, "Elder, if you drink this bucket of water, you will lose your guts!"
Pig was so scared that he didn’t dare to do anything, and he only ate half a lamp. When there was a meal there, his two stomachs were cramped, and he only heard three or five bursts of bowel sounds.
After the bowel sounds, Pig Bajie couldn’t help but urinate and urinate, and Tang Priest couldn’t help but go to a quiet place to relieve himself.
The old woman brought two clean buckets and taught him two conveniences. In a short time, I walked several times before I felt the pain, and gradually lost the swelling and melted the blood mass. The old woman fried some white rice porridge to supplement their deficiency.
After that, everyone had a rest in this pub, drank some hot soup, then took leave of the old woman, picked up the luggage and moved on. ! ~！
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Chapter sixty-eight The queen of longing for love
After Tang Sanzang’s mentoring and his party set off again, it didn’t take long for them to see the towering city, and this is their downward foothold, the city of Xiliang’s daughter country.
A few days later, all the people sneaking around, covering their faces and walking by the kao wall have already arrived outside this city.
"Well, Wukong, I am a disciple, go and promise the gate guard." Burying his face in a wide cassock robe, Tang Sanzang said to the Monkey King.
Ok, I’ll go, I’ll go. "A helpless voice sounded.
These days, Tang Sanzang, who has suffered endless sexual harassment along the way, is almost afraid of women.
"This soldier … I’ve been waiting for Buddhist scriptures …" the Monkey King said slowly to the female soldier standing with a gun.
Voice down a good half-day, the Monkey King didn’t hear a trace of reply.
The Monkey King was surprised, and now he suddenly looked up to see what had happened.
Thinking that he just looked up, he saw a handsome female soldier staring at him! Oh, not him, but Tang Sanzang behind him.
"What a beautiful man!" After a long time, the female soldier finally woke up. Looking at Tang Sanzang again, the female soldier said, "I see, you go in!"
When Tang Sanzang’s master and disciples heard this, they hurried into the city as if they had been granted amnesty.
As soon as I entered the city gate, I heard a chirping sound of Yingying Yanyan. Looking around, the city was very prosperous. On both sides of the street, there were shops, restaurants, inns and so on selling rouge gouache, silks and satins, jewelry and playthings, which dazzled Tang Sanzang, who had not seen such a prosperous city for a long time.
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Haven’t wait for Tang Sanzang to return to absolute being, walking on the street. Girls and women have also found Tang Sanzang, who looks handsome and delicate. Although he is wearing robes that symbolize family status, these women don’t care, and they flock to them in this direction, and from time to time they throw a sparkling eye at Sanzang in Tang Sanzang.
Tang Sanzang was a monk at an early age, and he has always been a Buddhist. Even women are rare. Ever encountered such a "romantic" scene again, he was at a loss involuntarily and didn’t know what to do.
In a short time, the whole street has been crowded with young ladies, and the faint fragrance of thick women has also begun to grow strong. Bai Longma, under the seat of monk, also made a ringing nose, and some discontentedly lowered his horse’s head.
"Man, my God, the legendary man!"
When the crisp and pleasant voices are gathered together, they seem to be chirping like sparrows. All those women are happy. Looking at the handsome Tang Sanzang, lou’s eyes are obviously greedy.
The Monkey King is can’t stand their shouting here, with a pair of hands, and an invisible gas strength is produced among four people in Tang Sanzang and the women in the street, and the gas strength also forcibly separates the two teams.
"What’s the matter?" "What’s the matter?" "Why can’t we get close?" Words like that came from the women’s mouths in the street after the Monkey King exerted the gas strength. It turned out that they were unable to get close to the monk and his party of four people under the invisible gas strength.
"Master, let’s go!"
The Monkey King stepped to his master and whispered to his ear.
Seeing that his master was still standing there with no sign of leaving, the Monkey King was in a hurry. If he didn’t leave now, it would be too late to leave for a while, because he couldn’t directly help Tang Sanzang with his strength, and he couldn’t cast a big magic in public.
Tang Sanzang’s brain is already a paste at this time. You know, it’s the first time he saw so many women coming towards him. The strong fragrance of his daughter’s home made his original firm mind start to shake. Although he wanted to suppress this inexplicable body, he regarded such a group of women in front of him as illusory, but the more he suppressed it, the more eager he became, and his body began to react only in the morning.
Unjustified, Tang Sanzang heart suddenly gave birth to this group of women will be in front of their own body, severely ravaged the idea, this is suddenly stunned his mind a blank, how can you produce such evil thoughts, possessed? I haven’t put down my Buddhist practice all this way, and I’ve never touched worldly desires. How can demons appear here now?
While Master Tang Sanzang was thinking, the Monkey King was anxious, and regardless of Tang Sanzang’s own wishes, he forcibly grabbed Bai Longma’s reins under his seat and led Bai Longma out of the crowd.
Under the invisible package, the master and the apprentice finally dragged this group of difficult women, dressed up in disguise, and finally found the posthouse to settle down.
"Please rest in this wing, holy monks, until I go to play Ming Sheng." The girl in the posthouse arranged the crowd and said with a smile.
"Well, then there will be a female official!" Tang Sanzang smell speech, now wiped his head is not dry, upon.
The door slammed, and when they heard it, they all seemed to have lost all their strength. They all flopped down on the pillow mat, and no one spoke.
The next day, Yi Cheng knocked at the door and came in, saying that the Imperial Master of this dynasty, with an imperial edict, wanted to meet the royal brother of the Tang Dynasty, and there was a holy monk named Tang Sanzang.
Now, the apprentices who are concerned are dizzy at the sight of women. Now, when they hear that they are only looking for Tang Sanzang, they immediately pushed and coaxed the master Tang Priest out.
"Be a master … be a monk all your life and experience what it’s like to be a man and a woman." The Monkey King lying on the couch in the wing, heart smile andao.
Besides, after Tang Sanzang entered the palace of the girl country, he met the king of the girl country above the hall. Although there is a bead curtain in front of the king, you can still see that the king inside is really a young girl.
"Poor monk Tang Sanzang has seen His Majesty!" Tang Sanzang upon.
"Holy monks don’t have to be polite!" Sitting high in the temple, the king of the girl country nodded.
Later, Tang Sanzang explained his purpose, hoping that the king could rearrange the official documents for himself as soon as possible, so that a few people could leave this place as soon as possible.
Don’t want to, the king of the daughter country heard Tang Sanzang’s words, but there was no voice. After a long time, with a light cough, all the ministers of civil and military affairs on both sides left and right withdrew from the hall. Above the empty hall, only the king of the girl country and Tang Sanzang were left.
This situation made Tang Sanzang uncomfortable all over, and soon his body was soaked with sweat!
Just as Tang Sanzang was about to say something, a jade hand was stretched out behind the bead curtain, which was opened and a graceful figure came out from behind.
A pair of eyes full of autumn water, a small and delicate Joan nose, a rosy and attractive mouth, coupled with that noble and elegant temperament, this woman is simply stunning in the world.
"Your Majesty!" See somebody else came out, Tang Sanzang hurriedly bowed their heads and said.
"Royal brother!" When the king of the girl country opened his mouth, he almost didn’t let Tang Sanzang stop eating.